Get Your First Achievement
Awarded for getting any of the other achievements as your first.
90 ✓ August 14th, 2022
77.6% · Common
Beat The Game
Complete The Stanley Parable.
90 ✓ August 14th, 2022
66.9% · Common
You Can't Jump
No seriously, we disabled it.
90 ✓ August 14th, 2022
63.8% · Common
Super Go Outside
Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.
100 2.6% · Rare
Speed Run
Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
90 6.3% · Rare
Settings World Champion
Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.
90 13.8% · Common
Test Achievement Please Ignore
Test achievement description! Replace this!
90 15.7% · Common
Welcome Back!
Quit the game and then start it again.
90 56.6% · Common
Commitment
Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
90 2.0% · Rare
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90 19.5% · Common
Click on door 430 five times
Click on door 430 five times.
90 36.3% · Common